Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Wisdom of the Drones

Inspired utterances from Drones Club meetings. To be quoted sparingly.

10/12/91 "The key to affluence is waste." Evan Wilson

04/18/92 "Progress is of the devil." Al French

10/16/93 "You are dying the death of a thousand qualifications, Evan." John O'Bryan

01/07/95 "Think about it, then pop off." John Barry

09/02/95 "Reality has a way of catching up with bad theology." Evan Wilson

01/20/96 "It's never too late for chaos." Wes Callihan

04/27/96 "Everyone loves an apocalypse." Evan Wilson

11/02/96 "Computers are a good idea." Roy Knecht

11/29/96 "Evan, you do not simplify arguments well." Mark Knecht

12/06/97 "Roy, you're batting a thousand, but your playing T-ball." Brian Thie

01/10/98 "I am not a god." Evan Wilson

08/29/98 "Will not the great writer write for the sake of having written?" Evan Wilson

06/05/99 "That's why we have a men's club called The Drones...for hairsplitting!" Tim Smalldridge

07/03/99 "Let's forget about reality for awhile." Chris Owsley

03/04/00 "I want a market economy without a market society." Fred Banks

04/22/00 "Here nothing is sacred, and there's something good about that." Dustin Bower

05/05/01 "You've silenced me, but you haven't convinced me." Bill Brown

06/30/01 "That's terrible logic, but a great insult." Wes Callihan

07/07/01 "We start off with a good conversation, and in twenty minutes we're all arguing with Evan." Bill Brown

03/23/02 "I don't think a nuclear war is that big a problem." Evan Wilson

04/06/02 "We're just pooling our collective ignorance." John O'Bryan

06/05/04 "Here we live in pure being." Fred Banks

11/20/04 "That's what I like about this club, we don't have to go out and build park benches on the weekend." Fred Banks